N is for Nicknames : Australian Lingo

When I was a child scampering over rock pools on the south coast of New South Wales I had an Uncle Lofty, who was as short as he was wide. He was an oyster farmer and a handy person to know. My cousin with her thick red hair was either called Blue or Bloodnut which was a lot easier to say when you’re five years old than Valentine. When the Kowaloski’s moved next door they were known around the neighbourhood as the “Wheelbarrows”. Not meant to be racist, just easier to pronounce. As a teenager I had a mad crush on a St George footballer, whom I admittedly used to stalk, who went by the name of Lord Ted.* And who didn’t have a tall friend known as Stretch?

Nicknames can stick with you throughout life. My Dad was an Alf but close friends called him Mick. No idea of the relevance.

Interestingly, building sites seem to be the breeding ground for nicknames, especially for young apprentices.  Here’s a couple of examples which should raise a smile :

Harvey Norman – it’s been 3 years with no interest.

Bushranger – always holding everyone up.

Pothole – cause they’re always in the road.

Devondale – someone who always does the cream jobs.

Mastercard – someone who always takes credit for someone else’s work.

Slinky – good for nothing but fun to push down the stairs.

Blister – only appears when all the hard work is done.

Do you have any nicknames to add?

*Confession: It was only in the last six years I tossed out Teddy Goodwin’s autographed photo – some fifty years later ! Which reminds me of a boyfriend called Keg – his Dad owned the local pub.

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M is for Military Slang : Australian Lingo

Military slang, also known as Digger slang or ANZAC slang, is the language employed by the various Australian armed forces throughout the 20th and 21st centuries. There have been four major sources of the slang: the First World War, the Second World War, the Korean War and the Vietnam War.

 The name Digger slang derives from the cultural stereotype of the Digger in the First World War. 

Digger is military slang for primarily infantry soldiers from Australia and New Zealand. Evidence of its use has been found in those countries as early as the 1850s, but its current usage in a military context did not become prominent until World War 1, when Australian and New Zealand troops began using it on the Western Front around 1916–17. 

Evolving out of its usage during the war, the term has been linked to the concept of the Anzac legend but within a wider social context, it is linked to the concept of “mateship”.

Wiktionary has a glossary of Military slang, some of which is pretty much in-your- face. You have been warned!


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K is for Kangaroo: Australian Lingo

A recent post recently stated that the Australian language or lingo has evolved from a mixing pot of cultures over the past 230 years. It began on the ships of the First Fleet with a mix of convicts, soldiers, settlers and sailors who spoke a variety of differing dialects and versions of British working-class slang. More recently the Chinese, Pacific Islanders and Americans who come to our shores have contributed to the new and colourful expressions in our language.

We mustn’t forget, however, that many of our words derive from Indigenous languages, particularly the names of animals and places. 

Aboriginal Australians, more commonly referred to as First Nation people,  comprise many distinct peoples who developed across Australia for over 50,000 years. These peoples have a broadly shared, though complex, genetic history, but only in the last 230 years have they been defined as a single group.

The word kangaroo derives from the Guugu Yimithirr word gangurru, referring to eastern grey kangaroos. The name was first recorded as “kanguru” on 12 July 1770 in an entry in the diary of botanist, Sir Joseph Banks during a sea journey in the HMS Endeavour under the command of Lieutenant James Cook. Guugu Yimithirr is the language of the First Nations people of Cooktown where the “roos” were spotted during a time when Cook’s ship was undertaking several weeks of repairs.

The kangaroo is a recognisable symbol of Australia. Most notably, both the kangaroo and emu feature on the Australian Coat of Arms. Why? Because neither the kangaroo nor emu can walk backwards.

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J is for Jumbuck : Australian Lingo

A jumbuck is a male sheep. You may be familiar with the term as a jumbuck features in Andrew Barton Paterson’s poem, “Waltzing Matilda”.

Banjo Paterson’s poem, written in 1895, is considered a bush ballad as well as Australia’s unofficial national anthem.

The title was Australian slang for travelling on foot (waltzing) with one’s belongings in a “matilda” (swag) slung over one’s back.The song narrates the story of an itinerant worker, or “swagman“, making a drink of billy tea at a bush camp and capturing a stray jumbuck (sheep) to eat. When the jumbuck’s owner, a squatter (grazier), and three troopers (mounted policemen) pursue the swagman for theft, he declares “You’ll never catch me alive!” and commits suicide by drowning himself in a nearby billabong (watering hole), after which his ghost haunts the site.

North Gregory Hotel, Winton, where Banjo wrote Waltzing Matilda

Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his “Billy” boiled,[51]
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”

Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda,
You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me,
And he sang as he watched and waited till his “Billy” boiled,[a]
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”

Down came a jumbuck to drink at that billabong,
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee,
And he sang as he shoved[b] that jumbuck in his tucker bag,
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”


Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thoroughbred.
Down came the troopers, one, two, and three.
“Whose is that jumbuck[c] you’ve got in your tucker bag?
You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”


Up jumped the swagman and sprang into the billabong.
“You’ll never catch me alive!” said he
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong:
“You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda, with me.”

– A B Paterson

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I is for Insults : Australian Lingo

Insults in Australia are a funny thing. Sure, they are colourful, and yes, they more often than not contain profanities.

However, they are also often quite humorous.

We all know what being a “Bastard” means. For as long as I remember, being called a bastard is also a term of endearment, though I think this hails more from the previous generation. Everyone was a bastard of sorts : a happy bastard, a skinny bastard, a stupid bastard. Being called a Bastard was almost a badge of honour with my parents’ generation.

I recently heard my 36 year old military son-in-law call a woman a “prawn”. Prawn? Nice body, shame about the head. Of course I gave him a lecture, but I had to laugh…….

Here are a few of the milder insults commonly used :

“If my dog had a face like yours, I’d shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards.”

“A face like a dropped meat pie.”

“You look like a half-sucked mango.”

“Couldn’t organise a root in a brothel with a fist full of fifties”

“Wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire”

“Wouldn’t work in an iron lung”.

“Wouldn’t know it if a tram was up him until the bell rang.”

“Dickhead / Dickwad / Dickshit ( worse that a dickhead)

“Shit for brains”.

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H is for History of Australian Lingo

The Australian language or lingo has evolved from a mixing pot of cultures over the past 230 years. It began on the ships of the First Fleet with a mix of convicts, soldiers, settlers and sailors who spoke a variety of differing dialects and versions of British working-class slang.

More recently the Chinese, Pacific Islanders and Americans who come to our shores have contributed to the new and colourful expressions in our language.

Some of the more recent additions to our language include: 

Feral – a hippie environmentalist

Filth – excellent, brilliant. 

Pov – poor person

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G is for Gone but Not Forgotten : Australian Lingo

New slang is being invented every day in order to reflect new technologies and shifts in cultural emphasis.

One of the more recent phrases that tickles my fancy came about when Tony Abbott  was Prime Minister from 2013 to 2015. Of all the things to be best remembered for during his time as head of Australia, it was his appearance in tight red swimming togs used when he was volunteering as a surf lifesaver, that garnered the term ” budgie smugglers”. 

There are also words and phrases that have died out as the generations have come and gone. These include many of the military terms that came into existence during World War 1 and World War 2. 

Let’s see if we can remember a few of these, shall we, and please feel free to add to the List.

All over the place like a bride’s nightie

In complete confusion or disarray

All over it like a seagull on a sick prawn

When a crowd is gathered around something

Back of Beyond

As far out in the bush as you can get


A really rough pub

His blood is worth bottling

Describes an excellent person


A queasy tummy

Flammin’ Galah

Extremely rude or idiotic person

This one’s a purler

It’s great.

As useless as tits on a bull

Self explanatory

She’ll be apples.

It will be fine.

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F is for Films : Australian Lingo

Many expressions used in general conversation today originated from locally produced movies.

Note : I am making no comment on the quality of these movies, just that some of the  language has infiltrated every day speech.

The Adventures of Barry McKenzie is a 1972 Australian telling the story of an Australian ‘yobbo’ on his travels to the United Kingdom. Barry McKenzie was originally a character created by Barry Humphries – later better known as Dame Edna Everage – for a cartoon strip in Private Eye.

The basic plot summary has Barry ‘Bazza’ McKenzie travelling to England with his aunt Edna Everage to advance his cultural education. Bazza is a young Aussie fond of beer, the beach and girls. He settles in swank Earls Court, where his old friend Curly has a flat. He gets drunk, is ripped off, insulted by pretentious Englishmen and exploited by record producers, religious charlatans and a BBC television producer. He reluctantly leaves England under the orders of his aunt, after exposing himself on television.


When a male urinates in the toilet bowl


To vomit.

Be warned, we may come back to Bazza at a later date. His crassness knew no bounds….

The Castle is a 1997 film  in which a Melbourne family loves its home which is located next to the Melbourne airport. When government and airport authorities force them to vacate the house, they decide to fight for their beloved home. It spawned numerous sayings :


What to say when you’re feeling calm and content.


A scornful phrase to tell another person after victory. 


I’m so chuffed with this thoughtful present, I’m putting it on display for all to see.

Puberty Blues is a 1981 film is set in the Sydney beach scene during summer where two friends discover what it’s like to experience the joys of first-time sex and first-time love while sticking by each other through it all.


Sexually desirable

Muriel’s Wedding is a 1994 film in which a young social outcast steals money from her parents to finance a vacation where she hopes to find happiness, and perhaps love.


This is a popular phrase whenever someone says anything facetious.

Of course there are plenty more movies and more sayings but I’m full to the gills with hot cross buns.

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E is for Employment : The Australian Lingo Careers Guide

Ambo.                   Ambulance officer

Bean Counter.         Accountant

Boys in Blue.            Police

Brickie.                      Bricklayer

Chalkie.                     Teacher

Chippie.                    Carpenter 

*Wood Butcher is a Chippie whose work is rough.

Firie.                           Fire Fighter

Fisho.                         Fisherman

Garbo.                       Garbage Collector

Journo.         Journalist

Lollipop Man or Woman

                                     Parent who supervises safe crossing of the zebra crossing near school.

Muso.                          Musician

Pollie.                           Politician. Power hungry parasite.

Postie.                        Postman

Rousie.                        Roustabout. Part of a sheep shearing team

Sparky or Leccy.        Electrician

Wharfie.                        A dock worker

Not for tender ears or eyes:

Milko.                        Milkman. The bloke shagging your missus and fathering your children.

Turd Strangler.        Plumber