I’ve previously shared my fear of crabs thanks to an Errol Flynn movie with the title “Against All Flags”, and seaweed, courtesy of an early John Wayne effort called “Reap The Wild Wind” where the Duke gets eaten by a giant squid. I’m not fond of spiders or snakes either, but thanks to a couple of marvellous inventions, I can deal with these – garden hoes and vacuum cleaners.
My biggest fear is ………….dentists. There, I said it. Dentophobia.
Ogden Nash once said “Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental”.
OMG, I hate them like you wouldn’t believe. I have to be dying before consenting to visit the dentist. When the kids were little I would escort them for their annual check up and they would be skipping with excitement. Me? I would have fainted on the footpath outside the surgery.
Everything about the process makes me sick to the stomach. I am grateful for having inherited strong bones and good teeth.
Having to face my fear head on early next week.
So what do I do to quell these fears? Pick up some bargain books of course, ( and add a few amendments to my Will, as a precautionary measure).
The Chaplaincy at the local High School held a fundraiser yesterday where I rehomed two boxes of books, half going up to the Little Library around the corner. Twenty bucks. You beauty!
Because the turnover of books is going so well at the Little Library thanks to the enthusiasm of the neighbourhood I’m now in negotiations with the councillor to adopt a local retirement village or aged care facility, so that books in good nick can once again be moved on and given a new lease of life.
Yeah, I could have mopped floors and dusted, but who gives a rats.
They are recommending Valium. As a non pill popper the prescribed antibiotics sent me gaga and I’ve been all over the place like a bride’s nightie all week.
Bill Bryson, my favourite travel writer who authored Tales From A Small Island wrote :
Because we humans are big and clever enough to produce and utilize antibiotics and disinfectants, it is easy to convince ourselves that we have banished bacteria to the fringes of existence. Don’t you believe it. Bacteria may not build cities or have interesting social lives, but they will be here when the Sun explodes. This is their planet, and we are on it only because they allow us to be.
The local Rotary Club are holding their annual Bookfest today. I could always go and sus that situation out…….